anyway, as I may or may not have mentioned I am (was) the youngest member of the night shift crew by 5 years, this new girl however is a few months younger than me and as such she is regarded as a shinny new toy by my male coworkers.
now let me clarify something, this girl is cute, there's no denying that, but most of these guys are fathers and grandfathers (on the delivering side of abandonment perhaps, but it still counts) and yet the "passes" and sexual gestures behind her back (quite literally) were out in full force an hour into the shift.
now there's a lot that can be said about this entire situation, most of which isn't really that funny and most of which i would personally be lying to myself about as a warm blooded sexually charged male. the basic facts come down to this:
-she's cute, and having her around defiantly makes the night a lot better.
-if it keeps everyone happy then it can't be all that bad
-she knows what type of a work place this is, by walking in there dressed like megan fox and having little beads of sweat slowly run down your body your clearly aware of the attention you'll be receiving (which again...i noticed it too...I'm not gonna lie about that)
-she's been there a day and already she's in the running to get a better job placement than me (I watch paint dry for those of you just tuning in)
-did i mention she's cute...cause she is...like almost illegally so given the general "shit faces" that tend to work in this factory.
and finally
- I didn't see a bottle penis once tonight. it seems as though having a girl around has actually cleaned up the joint.
my verdict: "this girl is a good thing, I intend to bring her to all future factory jobs (if i ever manage to get the fuck out of this one)"
-SMJ
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